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Attention! The given story is not urged to offend any nationality or the country and devoted concrete persons, in particular president Yushchenko. Also it is necessary to notice, that the given history is told on the basis of real events, confirmed by documentary certificates of eyewitnesses. By the way, if you suddenly the Estonian go nahuj from this site!!
 
In expectation of an audience.

 

On the long white corridor shined with bright light being silent there were two. In the end of them the extensive door without recognition symbols waited. Under a door already sat, the Estonian president, because of negligibility the history has not saved whose name, but it is for certain known, that it of a bough, padla and pidaras.

Two approached, too were presidents. One Yushchenko called, the second Ssakashvilli.

Yushchenko it is bad has looked at the Estonian:

- Hey you, come here, pidar the Lithuanian!

- You speak it to me? – prognusavil the EstonianThe bronze soldier in estonii

- To you, blja, shcho слiшышь huevo?

- Simply I not the Lithuanian, and the Estonian …

- What blja a difference, all of you suki chuhonskie identical, goes, blja, here a goat!

Ssakashvilli silently observed of this scene, it is bad having crossed hands and glancing on the Estonian. That on shivering feet has approached to Yushchenko, and has there and then received leshcha.

- Ah you of a bough the fascist! Nahuja has taken down manument to heroes! You blja a condom Latvian how has dared?

With Yushchenko's these words has given to the Estonian a foot on eggs. That, having been double up, has failed to feet of the Ukrainian hetman.

- My grandfather, for the native land with fascists battled, and you was visible a bough pidarom, politsaem, esesovtsem or still what drop! Here receive!

With Yushchenko's these words of the beginnings mercilessly pizdit estontsskoe chmo.

- Please not bejte me, I am not guilty, me have forced, I only executed orders., please – the Estonian begged.

Here has revived ssakashvili.

Eh, te a bough, kek you could?? My fellow countryman over rejhstagom has put the Victory Banner, and you blad, worthless things, predatel, shpien, shchas will receive pizdy!

With these words it has joined to jushchenko and blja probably indignant patriots ohujachili chuhontsa is definitive, but here over a door was lighted red lamochka and words have lighted up:

 

Come in, Ukraine

 

- Me the first call, Yushchenko has thought, means respect!!

Yushchenko, obsequiously having bent down, has entered into an extensive office. On an eminence there was a table, behind it on a wall the world map hung, and there was a Star-Spangled Banner. The Negro similar on morfiusa from a matrix sat at a table. Toko in a tie and a jacket.

On each side there were two more Negroes in the form of the American infantrymen.

 
- Ok!. – the Negro has told and has expectantly looked at Yushchenko

That has slowly knelt:

- Buzzing, morning, ah lajk tju si ju, veri mach.
 

The Negro has smiled and has started talking on russki:

Kaak ti dumaeshch, that the formed European will answer a question: «Who vyjgral war at monster Hitler?»

- Certainly-with, America!! nezadumyvajas has barked jushchenko.

- Buzzing! Well done So, what for you, the Ukrainian pig, beat the legal expert, the fighter for democracy and the truth?

The crime – is followed by punishment!
 

Here one of Negroes of infantrymen has approached to Yushchenko, has taken off to it trousers and the black member on the eggs directly without vazilina has set. Though to the president was and not to get used, it ojnkul. The infantryman began to tear up mercilessly the poor fellow.

Morfius with a smile observed of an event.  

- I think you all ponjal? Ukraine now too a part of Europe. It is time to pass to new thinking. Write new textbooks, enter NATO, zabud Russian, glorify Benderu. Your time will come also to take down false monuments. It is proud bear a banner of freedom, the truth and democracy!

 

Then the Negro has clicked fingers.

Yushchenko has started singing:

About, sej ken ju si, baj ze daun erli lajt,

Uvot sou praudli vi hajld et ze tvilins last glaming??

 

Rocking about a step to the infantryman, the president jushchenko sang the American hymn. Avaricious man's tear slid on its rough person. He recollected, how once in other life swore a red banner, the hymn under which sounds shuddered the half-world, and, the American Negroes srali for fear goat kakashkami sounded. Recollected performances of veterans which listened at school, films and songs about war, fathers and grandfathers, has recollected, how has then betrayed the Native land and as it is heavy now to have to pay off …

 

The alarm clock has rung out. JUshenko has hard opened eyes. In a head continued to play a zvezdno-striped hymn. Over a bed hung its photo in obnimku with the Negro similar on morfiusa. He slept one, the member did not stand for a long time, the wife the American was afraid to catch not clear hujnej, therefore a vein in other room. The life iudy is hard.

Has come on May, 9th, 2007, Yushchenko skolonil a head and has begun to cry …

 
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The given section is presented by the author the daddy karlo.  
 

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Valentine   [27.11.2007 14:02:38]
The fool you, the author! And at simpletons also do not take offence

Russka hohlushka!   [12.11.2007 00:56:05]
pizdatyj raskaz!!! Thanks! ofigeno it is simple!
Picture tozh rulit!

peRfoRatoR   [14.10.2007 21:02:43]
afftar, you - pidaras though after the story about timati I you was zauvazhap

Патріот   [11.09.2007 18:47:06]
Пиздіти Not мішки nositi... MOSKAL PARSHIVY!!!!
Провіряй інформацію... tse to you so natjaguvali!!!

Death 3,14дарам   [26.08.2007 11:52:41]
The author obviously 3,14дар and sucking away at same 3,14даров as he!

Attracting   [05.08.2007 19:45:24]
afigennyj thanks story

vasily   [04.08.2007 17:35:32]
klevaja a picture

vskif   [31.07.2007 01:28:11]
tashjusss, in most...., i.e. a theme.
Ugly creatures sell us. NOT very well, I support you. It not the president, this cattle. JAnukovich even outwardly approaches, not speaking about affairs



vskif   [31.07.2007 01:27:46]
tashjusss, in most...., i.e. a theme.
Ugly creatures sell us. NOT very well, I support you. It not the president, this cattle. JAnukovich even outwardly approaches, not speaking about affairs



The novel   [19.07.2007 05:32:42]
Tin!

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