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 Timoti, a site timoti, clips TimotiAttention!! Here the initial scenario to the Heat film is published.
Russia, 2006
Director Rezo Gigineishvili
It is necessary to tell the director has considerably changed an initial subject line and has lost the basic morals of a film. As a result of Heat it has turned out «there is nothing». Here an initial variant of this history.
Four schoolmates having met after long separation have sat in cafe. Then the life has rendered to everyone the.
In one perfect summer day in the Moscow cafe four schoolmates were going to. The first was the Negro, and him called Timoti, he sang black govnorep. The second was real terry pidarom. He liked to change clothes at image "morjachka" and to go to act in film on the gay to clubs. Once he has heard a song of idol Leontetva about morjachka and the soldier. Then became "morjachkom".
The rapper was the third participant of a meeting. It was the admirer of Negro Timoti and all govnorepa. The only thing for what he regretted and suffered, that was born not the Negro.
Well and the fourth dude, was simply bogatenkim pidarom. Probably, it it never also did not become, but if three its best of the friend – the Negro, the rapper and the pederast whom it could become? And here from latent pidera, it became real davatelem in a point and bratelem in a mouth.
For simplicity of the story we will call four friends – Niger, Morjachok, the Rapper and pider.
And so, four friends sat in cafe, guzzled morozhennoe and recollected not telok, and the teachers of physical culture and mathematics. What members and as they smelt at them were.
Behind cheerful memoirs time has flown by imperceptibly and friends were going to to go in the gay club.
But here have brought the bill, and it has appeared, that at anybody except pidara is not present bobla. And that had the dollars received from bogatenkogo of the friend for good minet in the car. After altercations with cafe administration, pidar has handed over 100 dollars nigeru and has sent it to an exchanger. Niger Timati zatrusil reperskoj gait.
The exchanger has been closed, hachik derazhavshy it, sat next, trading in colours and complaining of a life.
Timati has gone to search for another. Cheerfully looking around, it twisted a black ass and whistled a cheerful song. And here it has gone down in transition under the Big stone bridge. The cheerful rap has got stuck in a throat when he has suddenly seen before itself(himself) group skinhedov. Skiny have seen the Negro and ohueli. Timati has stood with fear. Skiny have rushed to Timati. That was abruptly developed on a place, sharply started, but podskalznulsja on own shit and has fallen. During the same moment it was surrounded with bald hooligans.
Timati many times imagined this terrible picture as it it is proud faces enemies and starts to sing a rap. Him beat tezhelye boots but it does not surrender!! From its blood-stained mouth in the person to enemies beat rap sounds!!
But here this instant has come, and Timati has fallen on knees and nechelovecheski has raised a howl: I not the Negro!!!! Children do not beat me!!! Please!!! Scurrying about in a lap among group of skinheads he has forgotten about a rap and has raised a howl, understanding, that its last instant has come. Instantly before eyes green palm trees and plantations, the gay clubs, drugs and friends rappers … were carried by
With tezhelym a crunch grinders has struck Timati in a jaw. Feet, chains, belts with heavy buckles have started gleaming. Timati, as well as all Negroes, were extremely hardy and shouted as the present orang-utan. But here in silence of transition remained deaf blows and a floor-mat of the got excited swells are audible only. Here put on a chickie in two exits smoothfaced padonki, have given a danger sign. The police squad came nearer to transition.
When militiamen have gone down in transition have seen group of youth which peacefully drank beer. Disapprovingly having looked at this gang militiamen have examined transition. Here it is more than anybody nebylo. There was a heap of a shit what that still the dirt, in a corner rolled the big striped shopping bag from which barygi scurry about on the market.
- There would be you from here children, the militiaman has told,
It is bad laughing, skinhedy have gone to an exit. Militiamen behind them. The striped bag remained to roll in transition …
Three friends were tired of waiting friend Timati. That did not come back.
- Has thrown us, a bough chernozhopaja!!! Has told pidar. It is fine, here to you 100 dollars and has sent in an exchanger of the rapper.
It is necessary to tell, that the rapper was the admirer of a film «8 mile» and dreamt to act in too film. As he was delighted, when has seen, how the bald director removes next govnoshedevr. Having rushed in group of cinema-men, it belittled to try it for a role.
Having grinned, the bald director has sent it to the make-up artist. That has pasted to the rapper madzhahedskuju a beard. Tests already should begin, but here the group has sharply plunged into the bus and has left.
The rapper has had time to embus mass meetings. Near to it went same hachi-boradachi. The rapper was happy. Its dream was carried out!! Long telling hacham about the role, it has solemnly read them a rap. And here, at last, that they have arrived, it was airdrome.
Open Company!!! The film about planes means!!! As a strong nutlet!!! – the rapper has told. There was a group of militia which has densely surrounded the bus and began to push hachikov in a cargo compartment.
- That takes the cake.!! – the rapper admired!!! Also has there and then received on kidneys a bludgeon and a kick under back has been sent in the plane hatch. In total in a luggage space some tens hachej were typed. The beginning considerably to become cold. And here the rapper has scented the wrong.
- Where it we fly, he has cried and began to rush about on the plane.
Eeee … pagady …, ne speshi … has started talking to it one of baradachej. And here in broken Russian has explained, what is it the plane of the Ministry of Emergency Measures and that all of them Georgians and them deport home, since them prizident ssakashvili zalupilsja on putina. Also that Baku does not accept planes, and consequently, they fly shchas in azerbajzhan whence on marshrutkah will get home.
To the rapper it became bad. With despair it began to catch at the lime beard and has casually torn off it. And here all Georgians have stared at its naked chin.
- Devushka!!!! One of Georgians has cried!!!
- Devushka Eeeehhh!!! Have picked up others …
The rapper has fallen to knees and has closed eyes. The way to a tank promised to be hard.
nedozhdavshis the rapper the pederast with morjachkom have begun to worry. Morjachok took the last 100 dollars and has gone to search for friends and an exchanger. But here has seen it is proud walking to it on a meeting pidara with a naked navel and earrings in ears. And here, what the admirer of morals has poured over that from a balcony going on a meeting morjachku pidara, contents of the pot.
Morjachok has rushed to the aid of a colleague. Strong having embraced, new friends have gone on apartment. As always since the morning morjachok has got into a wallet of the new friend that spizdit money and sebatsja, and the syndrome imunodifitsita … the Point morjachka has found out there the inquiry from KVD about the positive analysis not it was compressed …
Remained one in cafe, the pederast has understood, that will not wait friends. Same the manager with protection has understood also.
- Give I will suck away, and?? – The pederast to the manager has told
After it has sucked away at the manager, at two barmen, three security guards, otlizal at two dishwashers and has made filderoz to the old man to the watchman, pidar has started wandering home. Having passed on transition by an old striped bag, then has passed by a venereal disease dispensary having combined fingers a cross, has come home and has looked the reporting on the deported Georgians and has thought: «it would be time to fasten with pidarstvom and become the normal person …» the truth can also it is time???
The author: Daddy Karlo
p.s. The given story is not urged to offend anybody, especially Timoti. Also raskaz does not carry character national break a set and does not call for violence.
Just in case I am sorry about the great African people for a word "Negro" which in Russian is not abusive, and also a pardon at great Georgian and other mountain people for a word "hachik" which is used in the text as a designation of characters, instead of as a curse.
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