Fairy tale about Alyonushka and the brother of its GOAT

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     In one deaf Siberian small village, lived were, the girl godkov about 18 and its brother juvenile years 12. There were they orphans and not who at them was not on the whole this world.

The girl called Alyonushka, and younger brother Ivanushka …

- Blja , a bough,   belobrysaja, give babala on beer, the juvenile brother shouted.

After a yesterday's toxicosis it flattened and kolbasilo on the adult. At Vanki was two suspicions on the reason of the worthless state of health, either glue delayed or a package from on fish rotten, that is a little probable. After all after three years of glue sniffing at it sense of smell,  plus besides logic thinking, together with feeling  of brakes and others not unimportant functions of brain activity is at all beaten off      . 

Alyonushkas, by and large, on cries of the  juvenile brother, was nasrat from the highest tower of the Butengemsky palace, but after yesterday's party with good fellows from the next settlement "Zapihalovo" at it too the condition was not a fountain. 

   With words, - shut up a nit, it with scope has given a box on the ear young taksiku, letting know thereby, that its present  condition, spiritual and physical, demands silence. Vanka did not expect such turn of event, from zatresheny it has bitten  and without that the language which has swelled from dry trees. Having looked at it, he has dejectedly hung a head  and has gone after sister, is silent on sobbing.

The road from Zapihalovo to their native small village occupied kilometres five and more, and (a hook it still plus of 4 km). Here there are they on footpaths home, and round wood, a field, the small river flows.golosistyj a nightingale on a birch chirps, lepota and only. Vane and without that toshno, and here still it chirps.  Having lifted  a stone from road and a well-aimed Olympic throw, has taken down  solovushke bashku, together with chirikalkoj, on the pads.

   Alenka on the fourth kilometre, rather ohu., from beauty which surrounded them also migraines.  It still suffered in memoirs of yesterday's evening … to whom it was gave, Fedki curve or Mitrofanu to the groom. But poor memory as always brought. To the fifth kilometre of a way she has thrown this  duratskuju an invention. Understanding one place, that on the valve began to press and whether it is time to celebrate need. Beginning on the parties  to look out for suitable bushes that them in district was much. ITS brother, the pervert, here already  as a floor of year began not smyleno to spy two   upon it and  Alain from a sin has far away left in a bowl.

Having chosen a bush on a thick, Alenka has taken seat on hunkers and began to receive pleasures from process. The oxygen smell, began to mix up with a smell of excrements and not so strongly smelt sweet as freshness. Having finished affairs, the sister has risen and has gone to a footpath.

The road home, proceeded more less easy, but Vanku tormented dry trees, and as on harm in a vicinity not one stall .

 Here on a footpath he has seen  a trace from a hoof, and there water. A current it was going to to enjoy, as at once has received a kick.

che sdurel from a pool to drink!!!, an infection you will pick up!!! – shouted at it Alain.

You an infection will pick up-it, if  successively with all fuck, otbril it Vanja. 

Here the sister has felt a repeated attack of a diarrhoeia in this connection it has been compelled to leave urgently.  

Vanja has thought, that it remained without supervision, and  from for birches loud groan, its sisters reached . The dry trees overcame, and water in a pool seemed such attractive, only the label "borzhomi" did not suffice. Having looked on the parties, it became on chetverenki and has started to drink greedy drinks.

But che for hren???, he has understood, what with it? That that occurs!!!

Such metamorphosis will be envied by werewolves from a film «a silver bullet», Vanek turned …. I Jump through all nahren over evolution, the old man Darwin sral in a coffin, from such show.

And here Repin picture, in a place of the young blockhead, stood uniform maloletnik a goat. One it connected with last human image, these are impudent green eyes which also a bough understood all, but blja not hera could not tell.

Alyonushka having tested next plural orgazm, left with a happy muzzle, on which running by line has been written, LOVE the near at what it had particularly a literal sense, in the physical plan.

Before eyes on a glade of the brother as the trace has disappeared, and in a place it the white goat jumped and impudently peeped to it under a skirt.

TH well you the impudent person, TH mischievous person where you a nose climb?, - the sister beating off from an importunate kid laughed loudly.

Not having waited the brother , with words

- Well and a horse-radish with it,  not small to guzzle will want on a compass will reach ,  having given up as a bad job  has started wandering home, having grasped with itself of a kid.

At home as always it was dirty and gloomy. In mikrovolnovke was overlooked scraps of a yesterday's pizza. Alyonushka has collapsed on a mow and has switched on liked Mуз ТV. There as  shabby "lap dog" not defined to a floor on nickname Zverev usually skipped,  went on apartment gadiv and zhrav all successively, she knew the unique phrase «OH. A star in a shock …» thus went into eyes and put out language.

Alyonushka not as could not understand what for to "lap dog" big shchelkovye pants with camomiles, after all there all the same to hide not that.

Has passed pair of minutes and a tired body has plunged into the authorities Morfeja, publishing pohrjukivajushchie sounds, she has fallen asleep. 

Vanek in the meantime has accustomed to an image  of a goat and has started to play pranks. First of all, it as well as is necessary has gobbled up young runaways of hemp from what it has punched on hi hi. Having run in a hen house and pretended to be a cock, it suited 5 minutes of love to all livestock, including a cock who with the prosleepyhead has not understood that with it has occurred.

Then Vanka has punched on havchik, but having found that at home from a food, and it could not open a refrigerator, as hoofs stirred, it has gone in McDonald who was on the central country road.

Local bull Vitek working sekjureti has not started up a kid in the general hall, has directed it as artiodactyl to a window makavto  where he having attached behind carts has waited the turn and having received desired BIGmak. Besides because of absence of fingers all labuden should be guzzled this in a place with packing.

Has passed ten minutes and here at a poor animal from amerikoskoj meal has begun nesvarenie a stomach. And it has carried by directly on a parking, Vanek has been surprised, having found out   not the habitual form of the excrements.

- Yes the pancake … a mutation – was puzzled it.

Was necessary that that to do and to return the initial shape. He has recollected that in villages there was a dentist as whom all considered as the magician as its seals did not keep also the price it took in three skins.

Having made the way to it in an office, Vanek has seen many different jars with multi-coloured liquids, not long thinking goat brains, it has drained contents of bottles and was there and then cut down.

Has passed three hour, the dentist came back home from the officer widow, its attention was involved with an open door in  an office. Having glanced there, he has seen the teenager laying on a floor in without feelings. The dentist was in a shock from seen,  this geek has drunk up all it galjutsenogeny,  moreover  and analyses of patients pridachu . Such chemical reaction and interaction malekul the chemistry world yet did not see. A notorious philosophical stone it is possible to name a banal brick, but displacement of urine and drugs has given are not predicted effect and ancient angrily has not sustained progress of molecular chemistry and nonconventional medicine. Harm has been destroyed also charms have dissipated, Vanek the human shape has returned to the former.  

Having received a kick under back from the dentist, for the arranged pogrom in an office, Vanek has taken off from a window and in fear has run to itself home, sparkling tortures on the hot summer sun.

At home it was quiet and safe, having found sleeping sister at the TV, he has lain down near to it and enjoyed a fresh smell of hay. On the screen all as without "poodle" in cowards rebelliously continued to jump.   Vanja has drawn near to Alain under a flank and  has fallen asleep a children's uneasy dream, recollecting the day adventure, as a dreadful dream. The sun slowly fell for tops of trees, covering a deaf Siberian small village a blanket of an evening twilight, voices of birds ceased,  time of night approached.

Yours faithfully Alexey Belkov.

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