Own desire

Beach. Turkey. Not so young person went on golden sand. Bright with lntse gave bronze sunburn having a rest. People enjoyed the sea and all covering idleness. The girl zagljadelas on laying nearby of the macho also has casually stumbled

- Oh, as painfully!!

The run wave has picked up slate and was going to it already to carry away in the sea, but the girl fast movement of a hand has had time to seize it. It already was going to was to dress him on a foot as has suddenly seen, that I have got to it small zolotista a small fish.

The small fish was so unusual, that the girl has decided to leave it to itself. So it also has gone in one slate to hotel, and another has incurred in a hand where floundered about small golden creation.

Having come into number, it has got a glass jar and has placed there a small fish.

Dinner time has come, the girl went to eat in awful mood: here already 7th put rest, and at it on personal front full fiasco. «Yes, the competition even here», - thought it.

The dinner has appeared tasty and nourishing. Masha so called the girl, has gorged on to puzikovogo conditions. And from the party it was heavy to understand, that stands out forward more: a breast of 3rd size or a stomach. Having filled up on a sofa with huge ice-cream, Masha began to look a serial. On the screen showed a beautiful both careless life and not satisfied brain tormented with internal complexes, has allowed to have a rest to the tormented I understand.

Masha has not noticed, how has fallen asleep and in a dream she heard a strange voice which spoke to it: «ALL WILL be good!!».

Having opened eyes, she has seen, that behind a window is already dark, and only in beams of the bright moon because of glass banks on it looked surprisingly shrill eyes of the Gold small fish.

- Faugh, you of lines, - have sworn it, - here passion, what!

To Masha became somehow not on itself and she has decided to solve this problem in a female way. Shivering hands it has seized to bank and not looking fish in the face has run towards a toilet bowl. It was going to to send golden creation in catacombs kolonizatsionnyh pipes.  

- Assalam Alejkum.

Silence …. And only Masha's surprised eyes.

- Du ju spik an English?

Eyes became even wider ….

- The crazy?! ….

Masha felt, that starts to lose consciousness.

- You cheee??!! Here only to fall it is not necessary!!!!, - the small fish in Russian with the Krasnodar accent has shouted .

It was last push which has overturned consciousness of the poor girl. It and has fallen, in a white dressing gown and pink slippers with the extended hand over the not suraznym a little body.

- Not guilty I, not guilty I, that I cannot like without love rich-about-o-o … Olja lja, – the small fish in all gills sang, parodying "Factory".

Masha has stared at it and has asked:

- You who???

- Grandfather Pihto!!! epta!!! Your happy lottery ticket, Dunka Ryazan!!

- I not Ryazan, I from Penza

- Yes what on figs a difference, a nested doll you penzjuchnaja, you yet do not know, what to you happiness privalilo. I it … as your way … in Russian? - The small fish, - not Planned Freebie in especially large sizes without the taxation has reflected . So from you 3 desires, the beauty. But, considering, that today Saturn is near to Venus, and Merkury in the right house and the moon in a phase for you, Penzjuchka, at us the bonus in the size of 2 more additional desires is provided. Total them at you 5 so, as they say in Russian national fairy tales, I obey and obey, my madam!

Masha has thought not at once, that for happiness has fallen down it from "shlepantsa". She long thought, almost till the morning. For improvement of process of judgement she has persuaded all stocks of a bar in number.

- And the girl has ripened …, - the small fish has neatly noticed.  

- Be silent, a sprat!!! - Masha has barked, having felt in itself of force after the drunk. - listen to my first desire: I wish to look younger for 10 years!!!

No sooner said than done. The small fish has waved a tail and jaichko has broken, ups, it is other fairy tale)))

In general, for an instant the girl has become covered by a fog and before a mirror already there was Masha of 20-year-old age, growth of 160 sm with weight in 60 kg. Masha did not believe the eyes, it was shone by a youth and freshness. Having dressed a bathing suit is brighter, it has rushed off on a beach, having left a small fish in bank.

There has passed day, Masha has returned to number and from morning euphoria does not remain also a trace.

- About, horror! That you with me have made!! All around such high and harmonous and what to do to me with the metre in a cap and a figure as at a pie, - the health-resort visitor was capricious .  

- Well, - the small fish has told, - think, that will desire????

Masha nasupila also has declared sponges:

- I WANT 90х60х90!!!

- Yes not a question, - the small fish has told and notorious a smoke has shrouded a dissatisfied pie.

In an instant before a small fish there was a girl with a tremendous figure.

- OH!! Really it I???  

Masha shouted and peeped for pleasure: «the Small fish yes you - a miracle!!!»

- Really? - She was surprised, - thanks, the child, support better. On an extreme case at least improve living conditions.  

- It as? - Masha was surprised.   

- Yes in any way!!! - the small fish has taken offence, You though to bank on an aquarium have replaced, lapulja, and that is not known how much to me here with you to be soared. You that to make the plastic surgeon of me want? Can other desires will?? Of a shower, for example, to think you do not want???!!!

But the girl any more was not, it has dashed away on evening cruise.

Morning has come, in number drunk and angry Masha has become hollow.

- Well, you, a mackerel Turkish, what you with me have made???

The small fish with astonishment has stared at it:

- What's happened the child???

- Yes anything!!! Muzhiks – goats! What them does not suffice?  Both a youth, and a figure … what rozhna still it is necessary to them ?

Masha has approached to a mirror and has stared at the inexpressive person.

- Yes, it in all is guilty!  Fish, listen to mine 3 desire: I wish to be beautiful on the person as Jennifer Lopez.

Why she, Masha could not answer precisely.   

Smoke has shrouded the girl and it has fallen without feelings, muttering in drunk charcoal fumes a name of the secret passion - Jennifer Lopez.  

Day came to an end, on a bed very beautiful girl with a tremendous figure laid.  

- About, My God, really it I??? Mum does not learn me!!! Well, and it is fine, parents will get used! The main thing, that now I - a star!

Has passed three days.

Masha did not spend the night in number and here on the end of the fourth day it has returned. The small fish could not understand on her face, it is happy or not.  

- Well, what, it is blue, it was developed?

The small fish has seen a malicious sight instead of the answer. The girl has approached to bank and has closed a neck a cover  after that it silently has laid down to sleep.  

For the morning it has approached and has told:

- I wish to learn to sing and learn English language.  

The small fish was surprised. It was already the fourth desire …

- The girl-friend, your balance is close to the termination of services, - the small fish has reminded the mistress, - whether wish  to think of something more important a huge breast, long feet and a beautiful attractive face??

- Yes that you understand, fish, in human happiness?! The muzhik it is necessary to me!!! And to them like beautiful and clever!!!

- And! Clearly, why you have thought of English, - the small fish has bitten, - you though tell, where vanished?  

- Yes so., - Masha, - restaurants, a beach was looked down, muzhiks … Has met one krasavchikom, two days have spent together, and here then have gone to a karaoke, and there one blonde so sang, that I took and has left from it. A goat!!!

- And you are assured, what the reason was in it??

– Certainly!! In what still?! - on the person the girl had a grimace.

The small fish with disapproval has waved with a tail:

- And you did not think, that men for serious relations choose to themselves the companion not only on external data.

- Yes, the small fish, you is right, only bogatenkih and it is necessary to these reptiles. Listen then to one more my desire: I want many money!!!!! That I could buy to myself everything, everything.

The small fish has grown dark, but the law is the law. The room has become covered by a veil and the small fish from banks has disappeared.

Masha in horror has found out, that there was one, and on a table the check-book laid. Having opened it, the girl has seen the decent sum which answered all its inquiries.

… there Have passed some years. Masha and has not returned to the native Penza and though it had many familiar and fleeting admirers, it and did not become happy.

Not deserved money has poisoned and without that low dushonku, and the got beauty has grown up arrogance and arrogance in a shower.

Sincerely,
Alexey Belkov

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