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blonde in chocolate sobchak *блондинка in chocolate sobchak
The play about customs in «howling light».
The blonde in chocolate or «the Blonde in a soya».
Characters
Xenia. (The glamour maiden)
Girl-friend Lahushka (girlfriend Xenia)
Gosha (the barber - the stylist)
From the author.
Known world Glamura and prestige
From covers glossy on us looks.
We try to touch it roughly
But he from us the rascal runs.
Action the first.
(Xenia sits in salon and does a pedicure, near to it barber Gosha, nonconventional sexual orientation.)
Xenia.
Oh, (goes into an eye) how heavy to live.
Fashion parades and transfers,
Buffet tables, clubs of a party,
Rest is not present mine to feet.
Gosha.
Yes my darling
Yourself you do not protect,
You work on deterioration.
And pjatochki you are absolutely beaten,
That you look them will erase.
Xenia
Yes the darling, you understand me
Also I smother you words you warm,
Gosha (to smile and continues to cut off smeared from its heels)
You so are clever, so is good.
And taste in clothes is faultless.
To be proud of you all is strange
And "domavtsy" to you devote to a song.
Xenia (leans back in kresalo and relaksiruet from pleasure)
Yes, as it is difficult to live!!!
Around morons and ugly creatures.
There is no taste at people.
And the envy to mine to the person
They have got exhausted not worse snakes.
Gosha (about itself)
With tvoeju a horse muzzle
In carrot in the field to trade
It is vain not to frighten people.
(Then turns to it and speaks hearing )
The rights you the darling, the rights.
Around not people, and fire wood.
All I guzzle t and srut,
Tupy without taste and bezmozgly,
And happiness to us that sometimes,
The star goes down from heavens.
Xenia (looks at the barber and thinks on itself)
Well itself
In clothes taste
But the kid is a pity,
To you I will not fit.
(Here to enter into an office of procedures old acquaintance Xenia, it does not have name and she is called simply as will take in head, under the text it goes as girl-friend Lahushka.)
Girl-friend Lahushka (runs in joyful with burning eyes)
Greetings Lapushka (to address to Xenia)
Greetings the girl-friend (looks at Gosha)
I in a shock all,
Read Kosmo, so such,
To stock exchange not in a fashion, zamsh a sediment,
Glucose becomes a dragonfly .
At Friski again tseljulit,
And Galkin again the favourite.
(To have a seat nearby on the big leather sofa, showers a foot on a foot and opens glossy magazine, looks pictures …)
Xenia (about itself)
About my God that for horror,
Such only in barracks to dress
Soldiers at the nights to scare.
(To smile and address to the girlfriend)
Lapulja give I will kiss,
Your beautiful attractive face.
Your glamour shirt
I saw in fashion parade.
About my God as it is beautiful!!!
You in it as the virgin star.
Girl-friend Lahushka (to smile in delight) 
About a miracle, Vau so it is pleasant.
And than smells so pleasantly?
Gosha
Last peep,
Europe in a shock
But to you I will open a secret
Where to take flakonchik for a dessert.
Lahushka and Xenia (in together on fault)
Where to take, buy, get it?
You should us find it!!
Gosha
For you the girl-friend well
I held for emergency,
The last two, I will give, but from you …
(Shows fingers that very expensively)
Xenia
Certainly the darling that for a nonsense
"Prestige" cheap stuff does not happen.
And only worthy chooses
Itself worthy an attire .
(Wall-paper pays off and receives long-awaited perfume).
Gosha (aside)
Well here lahushki have divorced
And both were led at once.
The twentieth tube was sold by me.
Party smells from "me".
(Procedures are finished girl-friends rise and leave salon)
Xenia
Happily lovely, chmok chmok.
Today successfully you have helped us .
Girl-friend Lahushka.
It is successful to remain,
I will come on Saturdays to be cut.
(Leave)
Gosha (to remain one and considers money)
While on shine there are they.
With you we will not be hungry ….
(The curtain, the end to the first action, continuation follows …) other stories ridiculous histories of a life love stories , stories of authors.
Yours faithfully Alexey Belkov.
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