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New Year's fairy tale on the Grandfather the Frost or Operation "Pizdyk"
Earlier frosty morning, small wooden izba, on a wood edge it has been strewn lightly by snow, on the windows. It was visible that the small house did not leave day three. Wood smelt sweet as pure air and a smell of pines. Small belochka has got out also hollows and has started to gnaw nutlets. Silence and the calmness was in district.
Bl., cash desk where my valenoks ??!!! A thunderous voice, having carried by from a small house as hurricane, over an edge. From such thunderous cry, poor belochka, has choked the with a peanut and has crashed down from a tree. But it has fallen not during snow, and to a wild boar sleeping under a fur-tree. Why the wild boar slept under a fur-tree, instead of under an oak? You ask. Well in the first winter. Understand a season of acorns already has passed, all is gobbled up for a long time already. And the second, a wild boar since yesterday, perezhral fly agarics. Which exclusively grow under a fur-tree and it was, here six hours on end, in the kabanem a narcotic dream. And here into its reality to rush, to the death, the frightened squirrel, with a full mouth of a peanut.
Poor wild boar from such turn of business so peremknulsja also has caught such change, that - mum do not grieve. It serenka tushka, sparkling hoofs, has rushed on wood, resulting in bewilderment of all flatter inhabitants. The dream for the hunter, the grunting has woken nafik all creeping and flying creatures of this wood.
Bl. Cash desk, I that should, two times to repeat!!! The poor rabbit in horror was hammered under a bench and with fear looked behind an event. Here three days on end Grandfather the Frost was in hard drinking. In the house on bottles, stubs and condoms everywhere rolled. The grandfather has risen from the big oak bed and shaky gait has approached to a huge mirror
With that party, on it the muzhik, with a red nose, in red pants on kaleno, with snowflakes and with the same socks looked . All like normal, but that that of a frost confused. The inflamed brains very hardly thought. Hands on a place, a paunch too. eno that place, having scratched his hand, like too that's all right, the beard is whole. So stop!!! A beard as there was a length on siski BUT why Bl. Orange?!!! A frost has paralysed., roofing felts from a shock, roofing felts from vypetogo, but the Frost has caught stobnjak. In the obscured head thoughts.slet young fight of scouts, Bl have rushed. Not scouts., and frosts and not a meeting, and the international conference devoted to integration of international holidays. And I in a current a kind, am a superfluous occasion to Santa Barbara, epta Klausu on the father, over me to mock. Here as already international scandal honour of Russia - to the Mother smells, on a map is put. Her these amerikosam on all muzzle!!! Is necessary that that to think, but without beer che that, not as soobrazhadka not furychila.
The frost, all the same the character at us fantastic, on it possessed a certain secret knowledge.
Having made thoughtfully the person, it has given out – BEER Bl …!!!! And as on an instant of a magic wand there was a snowball with a small bottle cold Klinsky. The grandfather with words,-too to me of generation NEXT, has drained a volley a bottle. Kislotno the alkaline balance has been restored. The frost tastefully otrygnul also has scratched the important place. In a log hut the ruin reigned. Shivering the rabbit continued to sit under a bench.-So cash desk, in two jumps, convoke flatter council, we will be will find out, who with me has made such overindulgence, he has stroked an orange beard.
Hare bystrenko podarvalsja, in a radio cabin which was on an attic. Messages it has been broadcasted. Attention! Attention! The frost the father – It the Grandfather – It head Vseja of Winter – to Address to wood inhabitants – to All is on a glade to 14.00 Moscow time – not was on meeting, eggs will be freezed !!!!
Vibro the call, on a mobile phone has woken the Wolf. Well who there since morning on earlier ? The wolf has read SMS, WELL epta che that happens, time on a meeting calls the Frost of all. Hey flight, lift paws, all to clean a teeth and drait tails, the Grandfather calls us. The flight has paid off on time two and a fighting system, gallop, has rushed off on wood, in an izba direction. And only one little boy, remained in a hole and was heated at coals, not understanding, in tulii a fairy tale it has got.
The bear has heard, as it ICQ has started giggling, messages was accurate and clear. Without special ceremonies the bear has rolled 200 gramme Brendi and having taken seat on a snowmobile has rushed off behind flight of wolves.
Wood has revived, as though the spring has come. Big and small zverjushki got out of the holes and in a uniform impulse have directed to a treasured edge. To all animals, was not the destiny of their eggs is indifferent.
To 14 00 fields has revived, such quantity mlekopetajushchih on square metre, she yet did not know. Snow has been trodden to such degree, that there even, there was nothing to do to Tadjiks with shovels. But not looking at the general House, in crowd the accurate order, predators about the right reigned, travojadnyj with is left , near to jerboas and pine forests. Birds as have usually occupied all branches, and already on a habit have started to spoil on crowding below wood brotherhood.
The brothel stood such, that who was not possible to understand shouts more loudly.
To be silent BL ….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The glade has calmed down, from an izba in razvalochku as is put, there was a GRANDFATHER in a red loose overall podpojasannym a red belt and held in a hand a huge staff. In general all as usually, a current a beard a metal plate a fly orange. Animals have started to be whispered, a pier che for hu … with the grandfather has happened, the fashion such can now, can an infection from visitors of prostitutes has picked up …, variants there was a set and gradually in crowd the rumble began to rise.-TSITS I have told, the Frost was malicious. To explain going to, I see it is not necessary, what for we here were going to. - a theme on the agenda such what I ASK you?!!! To DRAG IT HAS made!!!!
Over woods the death silence has hung. Here lonely peep - Bl was distributed. It is all the beaver, the jerboa has shouted.-So stop, has told a raven, you small finish on the beaver all to bring down, he a half winter at itself(himself) on a dam lives, and you to it the greenhorn, from last spring cannot excuse, that on it your girlfriend was tempted. It is visible the size plays value, has told a raven and all animals have begun to neigh. And it can a hare, the fox, and cash desk has told?? That in the answer has hidden for a frost valenok. You that red, absolutely sbrendila, a hare at me in shesterkah here the second year kanaet, and boitsja it of all – have told the Frost. At you likely temperature red , you are less in village go also hens do not steal, and that you know, now the bird flu on wood goes, whether it is not enough of that. The laughter has again gone on a glade.
So chesa through four have touched all animals, but at all was an alibi. The general sense was such, that though were defined naprjagi, between separately taken kinds, but nevertheless, all were, Russian!!! And on such Vandalism how to paint to a sleeping, drunk Frost, a beard in orange colour, yes not a life!!. On such are capable only chicheny, vahobity - grebanye. And whence they in wood undertake, and even in the winter. They to be afraid of a cold, as mandovoshki dihlafosa.
In general a theme such, this business was hands of strangers, animals have come to a common opinion, but here who exactly, here investigation was at a deadlock . And here whence with top, the deaf languid voice was distributed. Mudaki all of you, I know who it gavno with us have created. All glade has lifted the muzzles to top. On the highest fur-tree, the Eagle owl sat. - while you sleep at night, I here on wood rodents catch everyone, the Eagle owl has told and has looked at the jerboa. That on a place, from such sight also was fixed, yes so, that already birds obzavidovalis.
Speak more likely, animals have shouted. The eagle owl has drunk hundred gramme of vodka and has gone down on the bottom branch, that it all would see. It has made Mikki the Mouse!!!, the main villain, but it to wrong America. YES As ? Cannot be?, animals shouted in perplexity. Listen, I have woken up at daybreak, when a wild boar from fly agarics kalabasitsja the beginnings. And when it poganets such, hvostatuju has far away carried away the bum, I have decided to sleep again to lay down. But I was woken by suspicious peep, look from the Frost izba, the jerboa gets out, I approach more close and have looked narrowly more attentively, Mikimaus epta , own person. I on Disneevsky cartoon films have remembered its muzzle. And more it an infection, on itself(himself) what ballonchik dragged that, with pulevizatorom, likely it at it the paint was. And then, behind it what that the flying boy has arrived, in green treko and a cap, visors of a little mouse and has departed.
She is Mother his soul, greenhorn Peter Pen. Yes here as already international plot smells, the Frost has reflected.
Animals in a uniform impulse have made the decision, to put Pid … to imperialists retaliation. But at first, it was necessary to help the Frost, at it the international conference tomorrow. Wolves have helped With this question, they with a bear from the next village have brought hairdresser PTUshnitsu Klavu which simple chemical reaction with the help gidroperida, has made the Frost beard presentable.
Well and the punishment plan. Here the Grandfather the Frost both its old drinking companion and friend Mihalych, the chairman of the nearest state farm was engaged in operation working out . By the evening, over tea with steering-wheels, the plan has been confirmed. Operation carried code name Pizdyk …. And to whom? For what? And when?, was secretly that the enemy has not guessed.
The Wolf and Hare, from Well pogodi were the main shock force. About these terminatorov and to speak there is nothing, in a word murderers. And the second command were CHeburashka and the Gene.
Gene could descend for the foreigner, green and type from Africa, and CHeburashka, the inoffensiveness took any though zverjuga there was still that though and vymyshchlinaja.
The frost left on a porch what to say goodbye to group. Directly from a glade the INSTANT 29 of flight group Heroes flied up. The plane has soared up in the night star sky and has directed towards America.
Morning on December, 31st, two hours to the beginning konfirentsi. Santa Klaus leaves the country house in Bevarli Hilz and before it on a lawn to open the following picture. Its well-known flying deer, lay on a glade in bryzg drunk, around to roll many empty bottles from under Russian vodka. Magic horns with which help they flied, are sawn off. On tanks of animals it is written oil, red, a paint Russian abusive expressions. And the most insulting, that \has upset \Santu, it is a carrot sticking out in an ass at a liked deer. On the burnt sledge and the broken windows, he at all has not paid attention. On everywhere were hare and that is strange, the wolf traces. Yes, conference is ruined also gifts it, cannot distribute this year. Santa in has been crushed, he has urgently run to phone and began to call to the psychoanalyst.
Mikki the Mouse came back home from a bar where marked with Donald Dakom, the successful operation in Russia. Having come the lady, he has heard strange sounds, they reached from bedroom mini, his wife, having entered there, he has seen the certificate of violent love, between his wife and not clear fluffy being with the big ears. Mikki has not taken out such trauma and has personally gone and it was dumped from the huge bridge.
Peter of foams having woken up since the morning has not found the shade, it has been gobbled up by a huge green crocodile, and in its cap have spoilt a huge heap . It was awful, after all now Pter, has ceased to be the child and became at once to adults. Its not protected mentality has not sustained a kind of a speaking crocodile, moreover in the tweed jacket, smoking a tube. Peter did not have a Psychotherapist and it was soon taken away by hospital attendants.
America, the White House Evening on December, 31st 2005, Dzhorzh Bush (younger and senior) in a panic. The New Year's eve is ruined, not to whom to hand over to children gifts. Santa in psiheotricheskoj to clinic, in a place with Peter Pan., little mouse Mikki has sunk. The revenge of Russian was fast and severe.
Russia on December, 31st 2005 where that in the central Siberia, a glade, on it, the INSTANT 29 animals has just sat down meet heroes from songs and vodkoju, dancings then. The people from the next village, Pjanka … have come. All meet New Year!!
Moscow, the Kremlin for five rumple on December, 31st to Putin's New Year's reference to the people, the president on spets lines a call from America, from that party overstraining voice asking about help НЕLP. Putin/-it is scarlet who, And Bush!! epta and che so late?, yes not tarohti you so, especially on angliski, I all the same at school German studied. Learn Russian, the mister the president!!! Through the translator soon, Putin has understood, what's happened, with America and promised to help Bushs.
Russia, Siberia on January, 1st 2006года 02 o'clock in the morning, a glade, and at us New Year, pjanka in the heat. To a frost comes on mobile phone SMS, the following maintenance. Morozych Greetings - happy New Year – Help American children – they are not guilty – From me makarych – Yours faithfully Volodja Putin.
There is nothing, the Grandfather has taken seat in sledge and has departed towards a dawn in soprovazhdenni a fighter.
Armerika 2006 on January, 1st morning. Extra CNN, Children on all states since the morning, have found out in the socks, strange gifts, there were Russian Nested dolls ….
Wood fairy tale lesnajay skazaka
Yours faithfully Alexey Belkov.
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